So much fun in such a tiny piece. Seems exactly like the kind of birthday party House would throw Wilson.
A few of my favorite lines:
“After all that alcohol, I’d be surprised if you remembered having sex with the entire nursing staff. It’s okay, I made them all use protection. Jeffrey bitched a little, but-“
and
House pouted. “You’re no fun. We haven’t even gotten to the traditional birthday spanking.”
“Oh,” Wilson assured him, “we’re getting closer to it all the time.”
Also, very funny working in that ridiculous overused-by-media-critics phrase 'Mr.Crankypants', and putting it onto Wilson!
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A few of my favorite lines:
“After all that alcohol, I’d be surprised if you remembered having sex with the entire nursing staff. It’s okay, I made them all use protection. Jeffrey bitched a little, but-“
and
House pouted. “You’re no fun. We haven’t even gotten to the traditional birthday spanking.”
“Oh,” Wilson assured him, “we’re getting closer to it all the time.”
Also, very funny working in that ridiculous overused-by-media-critics phrase 'Mr.Crankypants', and putting it onto Wilson!