House M.D. Fanfiction from 2011 - 2014
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flywomanTITLE: Mirage (the voyeur remix)
RATING: M
WORD COUNT: 1417
PAIRING: Cameron/House
SUMMARY: He's alive. She's a mess, and they're both so thirsty. Post-2X24, "No Reason."
NOTES: Written for Remix Redux 11: The Eleventh Hour as a remix of Thirst by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
0penhearts. Thanks very much to 
jezziejay for the beta!
TITLE: Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 3329
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson, Julie/Wilson
SUMMARY: When James Wilson's wife hires Greg House, P.I., to dig up some dirt for her divorce proceedings, he finds a lot more than he bargained for.
TITLE: Absent Friends
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 100
PAIRING: House & Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: A coda to 8X06 "Parents."
TITLE: Bad Influence
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~10,000
WARNINGS: Dark!House, drug and alcohol use, sex, lies, and videotape. Not a death fic.
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson friendship/UST, Wilson/Bonnie, Wilson/OFC
SUMMARY: “I never made you do anything that wasn't in you already.” A sort of alternative reality retelling of the House/Wilson relationship based on the eponymous film starring James Spader and Rob Lowe.
TITLE: Light as a Feather
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~2200
SUMMARY: Jimmy Wilson was thrilled when his older brother offered to let him participate in his slumber party. If only he’d known…
NOTES: Written for the Camp Sick!Wilson Child’s Play ChallengeTITLE: If You Wanna Get My Liver
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Wilson is the universal donor. House M.D. filksong.
DISCLAIMER: David Shore and RSL own Wilson. The Spice Girls own the original song "Wannabe."
NOTES: Thanks tojezziejay for beta! This filk was written for the Singing (Filk)Songs 'Round the Campfire challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson.
TITLE: Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot
RATING: PG
PAIRING: House/Wilson established relationship
SUMMARY: If only Wilson weren’t so damned hot.
NOTES: Written for the Feverish Nekkid!Wilson challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson
TITLE: No Sleep in a Quiet Room
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~1500
PAIRING: Gen. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: Wrap her up in a package of lies / Send her off to a coconut island / I am not worried / I am not overly concerned. Wilson POV, post-7X23 "Moving On."
DISCLAIMER: Happily, I had no hand in the House season finale; blame David Shore & Co. Song lyrics in the title and summary are from “Anna Begins” by Counting Crows.
TITLE: Wake-Up Call
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 739
PAIRING: Gen. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: Wilson finally wakes up. Missing scene from 7X22 “After Hours.”
TITLE: Five Times Greg House Finds James Wilson Irresistible
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: Five connected 100-word drabbles
SUMMARY: House/Wilson acanonical fluffy smut. I've been advised to call this "smuff."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Not beta’d byjezziejay , because this ficlet is for her.
TITLE: Going Quietly
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~2800
SUMMARY: My most pessimistic predictions for the Season Seven finale. If you’re the kind of person who rubbernecks at horrific accident scenes, this fic’s for you.
DISCLAIMER: I am neither David Shore nor Margaret Mitchell.
TITLE: Bombed
RATING: PG
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
WORD COUNT: 393
SUMMARY: Wilson doesn’t know what hit him. Ficlet written for the Sick!Wilson Prompt BINGO Challenge. Happy belated birthday!
TITLE: Love Actually
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~1500
SUMMARY: House is a rock ‘n’ roll has-been making an unexpected comeback, and Wilson is the longtime manager he suddenly sees in a new light. House/Wilson friendship despite the title.
DISCLAIMER: I didn’t create these characters, and I definitely didn’t write the script for this film. Thus, this story is, quite simply, not at all mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written forjustjuly4 , who wanted RockStar!House. Belated thanks to jezziejay for beta!
TITLE:To Boldly Go
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 409
SUMMARY: House and Wilson role-play Star Trek. Cracktastic PWP.
DISCLAIMER: House et al. are owned by Shore et al., not me.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written forpgrabia out of a shared enjoyment of ST:TOS jokes.
TITLE:Touch Me Fall
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~1400
PAIRING: Cuddy/Stacy, House/Stacy implied
SUMMARY: A study in strength and fragility, set post-infarction.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written forpetitecuriosity , who pointed out that there aren't many fics out there for this pairing. Also, belated thanks to my beta, jezziejay .
TITLE: The Big Easy
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 351
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash
SUMMARY: House gives a nervous medical student the benefit of his experience at a conference in New Orleans
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written forjezziejay, who wanted a little "hot for teacher."
TITLE: Lying Dogs Sleep
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash
WORD COUNT: ~1500
SUMMARY: There’s really only one way to console a widow. Takes place shortly before “House vs. God.”
WARNINGS: Dark!House and dub-con
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written for the Everybody Lie! challenge on![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
house_wilson . Belated thanks to fellow challenge mod jezziejay for beta!
TITLE: Snapping Shots Between Heartbeats
WORD COUNT: 1000 (ten connected 100-word drabbles)
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: Canonical pairings. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: When it's getting dark and you need slow shutter speeds, that's what you do. You try to click the shutter between your heartbeats, because your pulse bumps your whole body and shakes the camera. A series of snapshots set from 6X16 “Black Hole” to 7X23 “Moving On.”
SPOILERS: Potentially spoilery speculation for the season 7 finale
TITLE: Prompt Treatment
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: A stitch in time saves nine. Inspired bybridal ’ recent challenge/contest on sick_wilson , but not an official entry for reasons that will shortly become obvious. Dialogue-only, House/Wilson slash.
THANKS: To my betajezziejay . This is, like, the fluffiest cancer fic I can conceive of writing, and I’m certain it’s all her fault.
TITLE: Familiar Rhythms
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 565
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: A companion piece to The Songs We Used to Sing bynightdog_barks , set at the end of 6X03 “Epic Fail.”
TITLE: Four Docs, Four Rooms
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 168
SUMMARY: This is a response to a wee challenge/meme byblackmare_9 , who is curious about what each member of House's team was thinking when Masters asked in 7X15, "You guys ever think about what you might do to House?"
TITLE: Stones Taught Me to Fly
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY:writerdot has already written an awesome sequel to blackmare_9 ’s post-“Out of the Chute” fic. This is a different take.
TITLE: Fix
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 100
SUMMARY: He can't resist his compulsions either. Drabble set during 7X15, "Bombshells."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written in response to the Jagged Little Pill challenge.
TITLE: Balcony Scene
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~1300
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: Pure self-indulgence, based on the promo for 7X16.
TITLE: Sliding Doors
RATING: R
PAIRINGS: Amber/Wilson, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: Amber doesn’t get on the bus. A series of connected 100-word drabbles set in an AU starting at the end of S4.
TITLE: Clarity
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: This started out as a ficlet written in response to deelaundry’s fic challenge House gave Wilson ten days to "get back into it." What happens when the ten days are up, if Wilson doesn't? and somehow became a full-blown angst fest.
TITLE: In His Shoes
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Gen for S7, House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: Missing scene, dialogue-only, from 7X11. A House/Wilson quickie. Not that kind. Get your mind out of the gutter.
TITLE: Heart-Shaped Box
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: Gen for S7. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: No one wants to acknowledge the true nature of Wilson’s heart trouble. Written for the We *heart* Wilson V-Day challenge at Sick!Wilson.
TITLE: Absolution
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: House/Cameron, allusions to House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: She’s been waiting a long time.
WARNING: Set shortly after major character death.
TITLE: Cruel Intentions
RATING: R
PAIRING: Cameron/Thirteen, allusions to past and present gen pairings
SUMMARY: Her HD symptoms worsening, Thirteen accidentally runs into Cameron in Cambridge… or does she? Tipping the Velvet meets Dangerous Liaisons, set in S7. Not a sequel to Coin Toss or Evasive Action, but similar in characterization and intent.
TITLE: Regarding House
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: House/Wilson explicit slash
SUMMARY: Do the memories make the man? House struggles to redefine himself and his relationships while suffering from severe amnesia. Holiday hiatus fic written after 7X08, set roughly around the projected end of Season 7.
WARNINGS: Allusion (non-explicit) to the death of a recurring character. Also, I am an enormous spoiler whore. Some S7 revelations and speculations have found their way into this fic. Read at your own risk.
RATING: M
WORD COUNT: 1417
PAIRING: Cameron/House
SUMMARY: He's alive. She's a mess, and they're both so thirsty. Post-2X24, "No Reason."
NOTES: Written for Remix Redux 11: The Eleventh Hour as a remix of Thirst by
0penhearts. Thanks very much to jezziejay for the beta!TITLE: Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 3329
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson, Julie/Wilson
SUMMARY: When James Wilson's wife hires Greg House, P.I., to dig up some dirt for her divorce proceedings, he finds a lot more than he bargained for.
TITLE: Absent Friends
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 100
PAIRING: House & Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: A coda to 8X06 "Parents."
TITLE: Bad Influence
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~10,000
WARNINGS: Dark!House, drug and alcohol use, sex, lies, and videotape. Not a death fic.
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson friendship/UST, Wilson/Bonnie, Wilson/OFC
SUMMARY: “I never made you do anything that wasn't in you already.” A sort of alternative reality retelling of the House/Wilson relationship based on the eponymous film starring James Spader and Rob Lowe.
TITLE: Light as a Feather
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~2200
SUMMARY: Jimmy Wilson was thrilled when his older brother offered to let him participate in his slumber party. If only he’d known…
NOTES: Written for the Camp Sick!Wilson Child’s Play ChallengeTITLE: If You Wanna Get My Liver
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Wilson is the universal donor. House M.D. filksong.
DISCLAIMER: David Shore and RSL own Wilson. The Spice Girls own the original song "Wannabe."
NOTES: Thanks to
jezziejay for beta! This filk was written for the Singing (Filk)Songs 'Round the Campfire challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson.TITLE: Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot
RATING: PG
PAIRING: House/Wilson established relationship
SUMMARY: If only Wilson weren’t so damned hot.
NOTES: Written for the Feverish Nekkid!Wilson challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson
TITLE: No Sleep in a Quiet Room
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~1500
PAIRING: Gen. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: Wrap her up in a package of lies / Send her off to a coconut island / I am not worried / I am not overly concerned. Wilson POV, post-7X23 "Moving On."
DISCLAIMER: Happily, I had no hand in the House season finale; blame David Shore & Co. Song lyrics in the title and summary are from “Anna Begins” by Counting Crows.
TITLE: Wake-Up Call
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 739
PAIRING: Gen. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: Wilson finally wakes up. Missing scene from 7X22 “After Hours.”
TITLE: Five Times Greg House Finds James Wilson Irresistible
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: Five connected 100-word drabbles
SUMMARY: House/Wilson acanonical fluffy smut. I've been advised to call this "smuff."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Not beta’d by
jezziejay , because this ficlet is for her.TITLE: Going Quietly
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~2800
SUMMARY: My most pessimistic predictions for the Season Seven finale. If you’re the kind of person who rubbernecks at horrific accident scenes, this fic’s for you.
DISCLAIMER: I am neither David Shore nor Margaret Mitchell.
TITLE: Bombed
RATING: PG
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
WORD COUNT: 393
SUMMARY: Wilson doesn’t know what hit him. Ficlet written for the Sick!Wilson Prompt BINGO Challenge. Happy belated birthday!
TITLE: Love Actually
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~1500
SUMMARY: House is a rock ‘n’ roll has-been making an unexpected comeback, and Wilson is the longtime manager he suddenly sees in a new light. House/Wilson friendship despite the title.
DISCLAIMER: I didn’t create these characters, and I definitely didn’t write the script for this film. Thus, this story is, quite simply, not at all mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
justjuly4 , who wanted RockStar!House. Belated thanks to jezziejay for beta!TITLE:To Boldly Go
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 409
SUMMARY: House and Wilson role-play Star Trek. Cracktastic PWP.
DISCLAIMER: House et al. are owned by Shore et al., not me.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
pgrabia out of a shared enjoyment of ST:TOS jokes.TITLE:Touch Me Fall
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~1400
PAIRING: Cuddy/Stacy, House/Stacy implied
SUMMARY: A study in strength and fragility, set post-infarction.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
petitecuriosity , who pointed out that there aren't many fics out there for this pairing. Also, belated thanks to my beta, jezziejay .TITLE: The Big Easy
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 351
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash
SUMMARY: House gives a nervous medical student the benefit of his experience at a conference in New Orleans
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
jezziejay, who wanted a little "hot for teacher."TITLE: Lying Dogs Sleep
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash
WORD COUNT: ~1500
SUMMARY: There’s really only one way to console a widow. Takes place shortly before “House vs. God.”
WARNINGS: Dark!House and dub-con
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written for the Everybody Lie! challenge on
house_wilson . Belated thanks to fellow challenge mod jezziejay for beta!TITLE: Snapping Shots Between Heartbeats
WORD COUNT: 1000 (ten connected 100-word drabbles)
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: Canonical pairings. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: When it's getting dark and you need slow shutter speeds, that's what you do. You try to click the shutter between your heartbeats, because your pulse bumps your whole body and shakes the camera. A series of snapshots set from 6X16 “Black Hole” to 7X23 “Moving On.”
SPOILERS: Potentially spoilery speculation for the season 7 finale
TITLE: Prompt Treatment
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: A stitch in time saves nine. Inspired by
bridal ’ recent challenge/contest on sick_wilson , but not an official entry for reasons that will shortly become obvious. Dialogue-only, House/Wilson slash.THANKS: To my beta
jezziejay . This is, like, the fluffiest cancer fic I can conceive of writing, and I’m certain it’s all her fault.TITLE: Familiar Rhythms
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 565
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: A companion piece to The Songs We Used to Sing by
nightdog_barks , set at the end of 6X03 “Epic Fail.”TITLE: Four Docs, Four Rooms
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 168
SUMMARY: This is a response to a wee challenge/meme by
blackmare_9 , who is curious about what each member of House's team was thinking when Masters asked in 7X15, "You guys ever think about what you might do to House?"TITLE: Stones Taught Me to Fly
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY:
writerdot has already written an awesome sequel to blackmare_9 ’s post-“Out of the Chute” fic. This is a different take.TITLE: Fix
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 100
SUMMARY: He can't resist his compulsions either. Drabble set during 7X15, "Bombshells."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written in response to the Jagged Little Pill challenge.
TITLE: Balcony Scene
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~1300
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: Pure self-indulgence, based on the promo for 7X16.
TITLE: Sliding Doors
RATING: R
PAIRINGS: Amber/Wilson, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: Amber doesn’t get on the bus. A series of connected 100-word drabbles set in an AU starting at the end of S4.
TITLE: Clarity
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: This started out as a ficlet written in response to deelaundry’s fic challenge House gave Wilson ten days to "get back into it." What happens when the ten days are up, if Wilson doesn't? and somehow became a full-blown angst fest.
TITLE: In His Shoes
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Gen for S7, House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: Missing scene, dialogue-only, from 7X11. A House/Wilson quickie. Not that kind. Get your mind out of the gutter.
TITLE: Heart-Shaped Box
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: Gen for S7. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: No one wants to acknowledge the true nature of Wilson’s heart trouble. Written for the We *heart* Wilson V-Day challenge at Sick!Wilson.
TITLE: Absolution
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: House/Cameron, allusions to House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: She’s been waiting a long time.
WARNING: Set shortly after major character death.
TITLE: Cruel Intentions
RATING: R
PAIRING: Cameron/Thirteen, allusions to past and present gen pairings
SUMMARY: Her HD symptoms worsening, Thirteen accidentally runs into Cameron in Cambridge… or does she? Tipping the Velvet meets Dangerous Liaisons, set in S7. Not a sequel to Coin Toss or Evasive Action, but similar in characterization and intent.
TITLE: Regarding House
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: House/Wilson explicit slash
SUMMARY: Do the memories make the man? House struggles to redefine himself and his relationships while suffering from severe amnesia. Holiday hiatus fic written after 7X08, set roughly around the projected end of Season 7.
WARNINGS: Allusion (non-explicit) to the death of a recurring character. Also, I am an enormous spoiler whore. Some S7 revelations and speculations have found their way into this fic. Read at your own risk.
