HOUSE M.D. FIC: In His Shoes
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flywomanTitle: In His Shoes
Fandom: House M.D.
Rating: PG
Pairing: Gen for S7, House/Wilson friendship
Summary: Missing scene from 7X11. A House/Wilson quickie. Not that kind. Get your mind out of the gutter.
“Good morning!”
“You can save your breath; you aren’t getting any.”
“…”
“I heard about Arlene, and I am not getting involved, I have no advice to give you.”
“Keep your pants on, I’m not here for your advice. No, actually, on second thought… take them off.”
“…”
“Take all of your clothes off. And hurry up, Cuddy’s waiting.”
“…”
“Oh, for God’s sake, Wilson. I need to borrow your clothes!”
“My clothes aren’t going to fit you!”
“Hmm, you’re probably right - I’m definitely too much man for your pants. Fine, just the shirt and tie.”
“I have a perfectly good change of clothes that you can borrow right here.”
“If by ‘perfectly good’ you mean ‘acceptable to Helen Keller,’ I agree. But this is Cuddy’s mother we’re talking about.”
“…”
“Well?”
“What, here?”
“Like it’s anything I haven’t seen before.”
“Not while I was conscious, you haven’t!”
“Your point being? Come on, I haven’t got all day.”
(Pause)
“Here, let me do that.”
“It’s not like I don’t know how to put on a tie. If you just had a mirror in here…”
“Yeah, next time I’ll be better prepared. There.”
“How do I look?”
“Ridiculous. You can’t even tuck the shirt in.”
“Well, I’ll be wearing a white coat, so no one will notice.”
“You brought your coat today?”
“Nope.”
“Then how are you…”
“Gotta go.”
“House? House?” (Pause) “Crap.”
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Date: 2011-02-17 10:07 pm (UTC)