flywoman

Title: If You Wanna Get My Liver
Author: Flywoman
Rating: PG
Summary: Wilson is the universal donor.
Disclaimer: David Shore and RSL own Wilson. The Spice Girls own the original song "Wannabe."
Author's Notes: Thanks to

jezziejay for beta! This filk was written for the Singing (Filk)Songs 'Round the Campfire challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna give it to you!

If you want my organs, just get in line
If you wanna get a liver there is always mine,
Now don't go wasting my precious lobe,
Get your team together and hand me that robe

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna give it to you!

If you wanna get my liver, don't gotta be my best friend,
Have a case of cancer - my caring never ends,
If you wanna get my liver, you'll make a new start,
Cuddy coulda had my kidney, House can have my heart

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
Say you can handle my liver right now for real,
I won't be stingy, 'cause I feel to blame,
If you really bug me then I'll say "It's James."

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really wanna give it to you!

If you wanna get my liver, don't gotta be my best friend,
Have a case of cancer - my caring never ends,
If you wanna get my liver, you'll make a new start,
Cuddy coulda had my kidney, House can have my heart

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get from me
you gotta listen carefully,
We got H in the place who gets right in your face,
We got C, surgery, so bring it on a
Lisa C doesn't come for free, she's a real MD,
and as for me, one IV.
Slam your body down, a donor has been found,
Slam your body down, a donor has been found...