Oh Chase, you are a naughty boy! I loved this and I know I said this to you before but I really enjoy how you take actual scenes and put your own spin on them - it always gives your writing an immediate credibility. And much as I loved Chase and House here - I just adored Wilson. I never thought I'd say this, but after reading reading this fic, I have to agree with him - it certainly beats House breaking his own bones!
You should post this to a comm - H/Ch fans would certainly enjoy this, as I did.