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Football RPF (2012 - 2013)
Mar. 17th, 2012 09:55 pmFOOTBALL RPF
Title: Lo Que Quieras
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Rating: R
Word Count: 4945
Summary: Having overindulged after his team's depressing loss in the clásico, Iker continues to experience the aftereffects with Xavi's eager assistance.
Warnings: Belly kink fic. Stuffing and its imagined physical and sexual consequences.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to, and takes place immediately after the events of, Embarazado de Nada. There's a bit near the end inspired by
clivelive49 's House M.D. fic Whatever You Want.
Title: Embarazado de Nada
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Rating: R
Word Count: 2721
Summary: Iker allows himself to wallow in food, beer, and self-pity after Real Madrid's defeat in the clásico... and Xavi proves once again that he is embarrassed by nothing.
Warnings: gluttony, tipsy!Iker, and make-believe mpreg.
Author's Notes: Utter self-indulgence and an unabashed homage to the House M.D. fic Embarrassed of Nothing by Mercy (
clivelive49). The title is, obviously, a translation with a play on the Spanish word for "pregnant."
Title: no te duermas (que no hemos acabado)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 980
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Summary: In which Xavi suggests a solution to Iker's bench-warming blues after Barcelona plays the Supercopa in Madrid.
Title: ¿Y ahora qué hacemos?
Rating: R
Pairing: David Villa/Lionel Messi, brief allusion to Xavi Hernandez/Iker Casillas
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: David visits Leo in Ibiza. Obligatory post-Atleti announcement Messilla fic.
Title: aún no me toca (olvidarme de ti)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Thiago Alcântara/Rafinha Alcântara
Word Count: 984
Summary: Will brotherly love be enough to keep Thiago in Barcelona?
Author's Note: Inspired by increasingly insistent transfer rumors and these tweets.
Title: wish i had your poker face
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 978
Pairing: David Villa/David Silva
Summary: After the record-breaking Copa Confederaciones match against Tahiti, the two Davids realize that a move to England might not actually bring them closer together.
Title: come back (i'll be here)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1392
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Sergio Ramos UST, Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Summary: In which Iker Casillas tries to repair the wreckage after two matches that he didn't even play.
Author's Note: Catharsis fic set during the 2013 Champions League semifinals.
Title: why should you come (when i call)
Rating: R
Word Count: 1277
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Summary: A smooth operator, Iker is not.
Author's Note: Written in celebration of MMoM 2013, although most likely this will be my only contribution. Unabashedly inspired by (imo) the best awkward phone sex scene ever, in Involuntary Commitment by
ignazwisdom.
Title:Booty Duty Calls
Rating: PG
Word Count: 380
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Summary: Xavi has a bright idea after the Spain NT's surprise draw in Finland.
Author's Note: Xavi asked Del Bosque to bring Iker to the match against France. As
sageharper says, they really do ship themselves.
Title: Seeing Red
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word count: 1238
Characters: Andrés Iniesta and Víctor Valdés
Summary: Víctor sees red at the end of the clásico.
Notes: Bittersweet catharsis fic. Inspired by this incident.
Title: Castaway
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: The Spain NT's injured captains are marooned in Madrid for the friendly against Uruguay. At least they have each other.
Title: Catch a Falling Star
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Xavi Hernández/Fernando Torres, allusions to Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero and past Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, with cameos from Lionel Messi and the entire Spain NT
Word Count: ~25,000
Summary: Xavi Hernández grows up, falls in love, and takes Spain to victory in the 2012 Euros, not necessarily in that order. A sort of sequel to Never a Bride (but you don't need to have read that one first).
Title: Adelantando
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2890
Pairings/Characters: Lionel Messi/David Villa, with cameo by Xavi Hernández
Summary: Lionel Messi's injury scare during the return leg against Benfica reminds everyone just how precious he is, including his disgruntled boyfriend David Villa. Written for
slashisfashun for the 2012 
footballslash holiday fic exchange.
Title: The Mourinho-Guardiola Collision
Characters or Pairing: José Mourinho/Pep Guardiola, with Xavi Hernández/Lionel Messi bromance
Rating: R
Word Count: ~ 5000
Summary: Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Xavi Hernández are the finalists for this year's prestigious Cruyff Prize... for the best Ph.D. thesis in particle physics. AU crossover with The Big Bang Theory. Written for
karaokegal's Come As You're Not 2012 Challenge.
Warnings: AU, genderswap, blatant Barcelona bias, a tendency towards crack, and a nearly complete ignorance of physics despite passing acquaintance with numerous physicists.
Title: Father Figure
Characters: Xavi Hernández and Alexis Sánchez
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1275
Summary: Victory at the Stadium of Light comes with a high price, and Carles Puyol has left some pretty big shoes to fill.
Author's Note: Inspired by this photo.
Title: one is the loneliest number
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi
Rating: R
Word Count: 2928
Summary: Sometimes no one understands you like your greatest rival. Set immediately after Portugal's elimination from the 2010 World Cup.
Title: No One Can Break Us
Rating: PG-13, for language
Characters: Andrés Iniesta/Victor Valdés, Lionel Messi
Word Count: 2788
Summary: Someone has to pick up the pieces after the 2012 Champions League semifinal, and Andrés Iniesta is less fragile than he looks.
Title: Never a Bride
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero, with cameos by Sergio Ramos, David Villa, Carles Puyol, Pepe Reina, Lionel Messi, Reina Sofia, and (in the background) the entire Spain NT
Word Count: ~6300
Summary: Spain finally wins the World Cup, but Xavi Hernández still seems to be everyone’s second choice.
Title: Even God Needs a Little Assistance Now and Then
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: FC Barcelona gen
Summary: When Leo Messi scored that amazing last goal against Bayer Leverkusen, he didn’t do it alone.
Author’s Note: This is a bit of an experiment – one real life event told from three imaginary perspectives.
Title: Aftermath
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Leo hates to lose. Set just after the Barcelona-Villareal 0-0 draw. Gen, with an ambiguous Messi/Xavi friendship moment.
Title: Out of Hand
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word Count: 810
Pairing: Team gen, with a little Xavi/Messi hurt/comfort.
Summary: Xavi loses control in the locker room after Barcelona draws Espanyol in the derby.
Author’s Note: Written out of the need for catharsis after the debacle that was tonight’s game, sorry.
Title: Reset
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1677
Pairing: Gen, with a bit of Messilla bromance.
Summary: The 2011 Club World Cup Champions visit David Villa in the hospital.
Title: Lo Que Quieras
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Rating: R
Word Count: 4945
Summary: Having overindulged after his team's depressing loss in the clásico, Iker continues to experience the aftereffects with Xavi's eager assistance.
Warnings: Belly kink fic. Stuffing and its imagined physical and sexual consequences.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to, and takes place immediately after the events of, Embarazado de Nada. There's a bit near the end inspired by
clivelive49 's House M.D. fic Whatever You Want.Title: Embarazado de Nada
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Rating: R
Word Count: 2721
Summary: Iker allows himself to wallow in food, beer, and self-pity after Real Madrid's defeat in the clásico... and Xavi proves once again that he is embarrassed by nothing.
Warnings: gluttony, tipsy!Iker, and make-believe mpreg.
Author's Notes: Utter self-indulgence and an unabashed homage to the House M.D. fic Embarrassed of Nothing by Mercy (
clivelive49). The title is, obviously, a translation with a play on the Spanish word for "pregnant."Title: no te duermas (que no hemos acabado)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 980
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Summary: In which Xavi suggests a solution to Iker's bench-warming blues after Barcelona plays the Supercopa in Madrid.
Title: ¿Y ahora qué hacemos?
Rating: R
Pairing: David Villa/Lionel Messi, brief allusion to Xavi Hernandez/Iker Casillas
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: David visits Leo in Ibiza. Obligatory post-Atleti announcement Messilla fic.
Title: aún no me toca (olvidarme de ti)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Thiago Alcântara/Rafinha Alcântara
Word Count: 984
Summary: Will brotherly love be enough to keep Thiago in Barcelona?
Author's Note: Inspired by increasingly insistent transfer rumors and these tweets.
Title: wish i had your poker face
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 978
Pairing: David Villa/David Silva
Summary: After the record-breaking Copa Confederaciones match against Tahiti, the two Davids realize that a move to England might not actually bring them closer together.
Title: come back (i'll be here)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1392
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Sergio Ramos UST, Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Summary: In which Iker Casillas tries to repair the wreckage after two matches that he didn't even play.
Author's Note: Catharsis fic set during the 2013 Champions League semifinals.
Title: why should you come (when i call)
Rating: R
Word Count: 1277
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Summary: A smooth operator, Iker is not.
Author's Note: Written in celebration of MMoM 2013, although most likely this will be my only contribution. Unabashedly inspired by (imo) the best awkward phone sex scene ever, in Involuntary Commitment by
ignazwisdom.Title:
Rating: PG
Word Count: 380
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Summary: Xavi has a bright idea after the Spain NT's surprise draw in Finland.
Author's Note: Xavi asked Del Bosque to bring Iker to the match against France. As
sageharper says, they really do ship themselves.Title: Seeing Red
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word count: 1238
Characters: Andrés Iniesta and Víctor Valdés
Summary: Víctor sees red at the end of the clásico.
Notes: Bittersweet catharsis fic. Inspired by this incident.
Title: Castaway
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: The Spain NT's injured captains are marooned in Madrid for the friendly against Uruguay. At least they have each other.
Title: Catch a Falling Star
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Xavi Hernández/Fernando Torres, allusions to Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero and past Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, with cameos from Lionel Messi and the entire Spain NT
Word Count: ~25,000
Summary: Xavi Hernández grows up, falls in love, and takes Spain to victory in the 2012 Euros, not necessarily in that order. A sort of sequel to Never a Bride (but you don't need to have read that one first).
Title: Adelantando
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2890
Pairings/Characters: Lionel Messi/David Villa, with cameo by Xavi Hernández
Summary: Lionel Messi's injury scare during the return leg against Benfica reminds everyone just how precious he is, including his disgruntled boyfriend David Villa. Written for
slashisfashun for the 2012 footballslash holiday fic exchange.Title: The Mourinho-Guardiola Collision
Characters or Pairing: José Mourinho/Pep Guardiola, with Xavi Hernández/Lionel Messi bromance
Rating: R
Word Count: ~ 5000
Summary: Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Xavi Hernández are the finalists for this year's prestigious Cruyff Prize... for the best Ph.D. thesis in particle physics. AU crossover with The Big Bang Theory. Written for
karaokegal's Come As You're Not 2012 Challenge.Warnings: AU, genderswap, blatant Barcelona bias, a tendency towards crack, and a nearly complete ignorance of physics despite passing acquaintance with numerous physicists.
Title: Father Figure
Characters: Xavi Hernández and Alexis Sánchez
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1275
Summary: Victory at the Stadium of Light comes with a high price, and Carles Puyol has left some pretty big shoes to fill.
Author's Note: Inspired by this photo.
Title: one is the loneliest number
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi
Rating: R
Word Count: 2928
Summary: Sometimes no one understands you like your greatest rival. Set immediately after Portugal's elimination from the 2010 World Cup.
Title: No One Can Break Us
Rating: PG-13, for language
Characters: Andrés Iniesta/Victor Valdés, Lionel Messi
Word Count: 2788
Summary: Someone has to pick up the pieces after the 2012 Champions League semifinal, and Andrés Iniesta is less fragile than he looks.
Title: Never a Bride
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero, with cameos by Sergio Ramos, David Villa, Carles Puyol, Pepe Reina, Lionel Messi, Reina Sofia, and (in the background) the entire Spain NT
Word Count: ~6300
Summary: Spain finally wins the World Cup, but Xavi Hernández still seems to be everyone’s second choice.
Title: Even God Needs a Little Assistance Now and Then
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: FC Barcelona gen
Summary: When Leo Messi scored that amazing last goal against Bayer Leverkusen, he didn’t do it alone.
Author’s Note: This is a bit of an experiment – one real life event told from three imaginary perspectives.
Title: Aftermath
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Leo hates to lose. Set just after the Barcelona-Villareal 0-0 draw. Gen, with an ambiguous Messi/Xavi friendship moment.
Title: Out of Hand
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word Count: 810
Pairing: Team gen, with a little Xavi/Messi hurt/comfort.
Summary: Xavi loses control in the locker room after Barcelona draws Espanyol in the derby.
Author’s Note: Written out of the need for catharsis after the debacle that was tonight’s game, sorry.
Title: Reset
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1677
Pairing: Gen, with a bit of Messilla bromance.
Summary: The 2011 Club World Cup Champions visit David Villa in the hospital.
