I love how they are enjoying their little kink together - like it's something that should be enjoyed when everything else between them can be difficult.

Captain Cheapass is so adorable when he's tipsy. Drunken alerts to his boyfriend. Lol.

And this - Xavi appears at his side as if out of nowhere, arms folded forebodingly across his chest. His sweatpants ride low on his hips, his curly black hair is damp and unstyled, and his skin still has the fresh, soapy post-shower smell that Iker likes so much. "It's about time you came home to console me," Xavi complains. Then he catches sight of Iker's stomach stretching his t-shirt out in front of him, and his normally half-lidded eyes widen.

"I brought you a present," Iker says, a little shyly, although how he can still be shy and almost breathless with anticipation after all these years with Xavi is one of life's mysteries. Then again, maybe it's just all that champagne pressing against his poor lungs.

And then it's just so sweet between then...and your last lines were scorching. <3