It was an exciting game, yet not a nail-biting one for me. Although maybe it should have been!

Pique had some nerve telling the press that changes had to be made. Let's start with *you*, bozo. He can defend well as long as he has Puyi or Ramos bossing him, apparently, but otherwise, he loses all sense of positioning.

Villa really was terrible yesterday. He kept hovering just the wrong side of Betis' defense, as if that would help anyone, and he couldn't hit the broadside of a barn, as we like to say out here.

I completely agree, getting an experienced defender to alternate with Puyi should be our first transfer priority. I think we need to revamp our tactics up front, but we have the talent already.

I honestly can't tell, but given that he's always getting photographed in his underpants, I think it's a safe bet.