Forget all the refereeing controversies: Bayern outplayed us by far and deserved a massive scoreline. I'm still too depressed about the match to try an explanation, but we were just poor all over. Messi wasn't ready, I don't know why Alexis played, I don't know why Tito forgot to sub, Dani's defense duties were a liability again. But aside from all that, Bayern played a great match and contributed in no small measure to the depressive picture we gave.

Let me look for a bright side... Oh, I think Bartra played well. In defense - he got nervous the two times he got into a scoring position, but you can hardly demand that he scores.

And sure, blame Piqué's lack of hair, but I'd say it was thew non-hair *with* the beard. That's just weird, Gerard, you're gonna scare the baby.