Pretty sure all your fics end up being my head canon.

It's painfully obvious to everyone but him, would so awesome if he and Puyi ended up coaching together.

Of course, he does love his football and wouldn't let them down.

That is total canon for sure, hence all the bookings for dissent. There was a photoshoot/interview with him & Iker and he did say then 'yeah Iker's a pain in the arse, but I say that with love'.

lol totally. Maybe it's to encourage him to get naked sooner, but yeah Iker's dress sense is just pitiful.

He must know that, apparently it was why he left Real in the first place.

Nah I'm kidding, can manage my own epilogue just fine. ;)

That's good then. I can't write angst, try to but no, it's embarassing really. They are just fun to play with in all capacities.
lol I quite like being a bad influence then.

Ah ok, never mind.