lol exactly, it looks like he so wants to give Iker's arse a pinch (on a clearly less shallow note; that kit is great, blue really suits him, great improvement on 'the radio active grapefruit + traffic cone socks' situation).

Totally agree with this, both the appearance of barely suppressed arse fondling and the vast superiority of Iker's blue kit to the radioactive tangerine/traffic cone monstrosity.

I'm not quite sure why people still call Dani Alves a right-back, he's just sort of there and does whatever.

I feel like if we didn't already have such a brilliant midfield, Tito should just put him at right mid and let him run back and forth and pass to Messi to his heart's content.

but yeah him and his stupid hair, not so much

Ahahaha, his hair was especially obnoxious last night for sure.

Shame he didn't get a hat trick.

I know, right? You can bet that he would have been much happier about his goals if they had resulted in a 3-2 victory, anyway.

Did Casillas even make a save the whole match?

Hmm... can't remember one, tbh.

Pepe is mad as a box of frogs so kind of expected that, but yes really ... might want to look at your own squad first. Anyway Andres has never dived in his life, surely.

Totally agree with both of these statements!