Winner of the Golden Boot = Pichichi (after some famous striker of that name).

I admire Cristiano Ronaldo as a skilled & graceful athlete, but he is so full of himself! He's famous for saying that others criticize him because they are envious that he is so handsome, rich, and talented, and also that it takes him an hour to pick out his wardrobe in the morning because it's so important to present a good image. Give me Messi with his overdue haircut and old t-shirts any day.