flywoman: (Hermanos)
Here are links to all of my recent fanfiction, organized by fandom and in reverse chronological order. My older fanfiction (The X-Files and Buffy the Vampire Slayer) can be found on An Archive of Our Own.

Football RPF (2014 - )

Football RPF (2012 - 2013)

House M.D. fic (2011 - 2014)

House M.D. fic (2010)

Selected House/Wilson chain fic challenge submissions

The West Wing fic

Fic from Other Fandoms
flywoman: (xavikerhug)
FOOTBALL RPF

Title: it's just no good anymore
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi
Rating: M
Word Count: ~3500
Warnings: Rough (consensual) sex
Summary: His countrymen have never loved him, but his greatest rival just might. A sequel to one is the loneliest number and no is the saddest experience, but all you really need to know is that this is not a first-time fic.
Author's Notes: Thanks to my beta, jezziejay, and to my artist, waterpulse, who produced such wonderful gifs to accompany this fic! Written for futbal_minibang Round 4.

Title: Mi cama es tu cama
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 3958
Summary: It doesn't make sense for Leo to leave La Masia for siesta, so naturally he ends up in Cesc's bed. Lionel Messi/Francesc Fábregas/Gerard Piqué bromance/pre-slash, a.k.a. Baby Dream Team romantic friendship problems.
Author’s Notes: Thanks very much to jezziejay, my faithful beta, and to [livejournal.com profile] uphemism for the amazing, adorable artwork she made to accompany this piece! And thanks to the mods of futbal_minibang for providing the pressure I needed to set my work aside for a while and write again.

Title: Orange Crush
Artist:[archiveofourown.org profile] kkslover9
Rating: R
Word Count: ~8400
Pairings: Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, past Xavi Hernández/Fernando Torres, future Xavi Hernández/David Villa?
Summary: The Golden Age of Spain comes to an abrupt and embarrassing end at the 2014 World Cup in Brazil. Meanwhile, Fernando Torres suspects David Villa of having designs on Xavi Hernández, who faces one of the biggest decisions of his life.
Warnings: Mild BDSM.
Thanks: To jezziejay for enthusiastic beta and to kkslover9 for the awesome header and podfic version!
Notes: Written for Futbal Minibang: International Edition. This could be considered a sequel to "Never a Bride" and "Catch a Falling Star." One section is a rewrite of flywoman's previously posted fic "sail your sea, meet your storm" from Xavi's POV.

Title: no is the saddest experience
Characters: Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi
Rating: M
Word Count: ~1800
Summary: Lionel Messi visits Cristiano Ronaldo after Portugal fail to make it out of the group stage at World Cup 2014. A sort of sequel to one is the loneliest number.

Title: sail your sea, meet your storm (all i want is to be your harbor)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1931
Characters: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández, Sergio Ramos
Summary: Spain's captains comfort each other in the wake of their humiliating defeat by the Netherlands at the 2014 World Cup. Catharsis fic.

Title: Ready to Pop
Rating: M
Word Count: 3384
Characters: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández, Sergio Ramos, Cristiano Ronaldo
Summary: After Real Madrid finally defeat Barcelona in a clásico, Iker gets back into Xavi's good graces with the help of far too much champagne. Sort of a sequel to Embarazada de Nada and Lo Que Quieras.
Warnings: Over-indulgence, belly kink, and make-believe m-preg. Also, I realize that Cristiano didn't actually play in this match, but he charmed his way into the fic, and by the time I noticed the discrepancy, it seemed like it would be much less fun without him.

Title: Baby Face
Pairings: Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero, Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, Xavi Hernández/Nuria Cunillera
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1363
Summary: When you have a child, everything changes. Well, almost everything. Xavi visits Iker and his baby boy after the clásico.

Title: Més Que Un Circ
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 5563
Pairing: Josep Guardiola/José Mourinho
Summary: How do you find the strength to walk away from the greatest show on earth? FC Barcelona AU set in a circus, inspired by this incident. References real life events from the 2011-2012 season. Josep Guardiola/José Mourinho, with other possible pairings left to the reader's imagination.
Author’s Notes: Thanks so, so much to jezziejay for being my beta, especially on such short notice. Written for futbal_minibang , where it can be found with a fantastic soundtrack compiled by Mou.
flywoman: (Hermanos)
FOOTBALL RPF

Title: Lo Que Quieras
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Rating: R
Word Count: 4945
Summary: Having overindulged after his team's depressing loss in the clásico, Iker continues to experience the aftereffects with Xavi's eager assistance.
Warnings: Belly kink fic. Stuffing and its imagined physical and sexual consequences.
Author's Notes: This is a sequel to, and takes place immediately after the events of, Embarazado de Nada. There's a bit near the end inspired by clivelive49 's House M.D. fic Whatever You Want.

Title: Embarazado de Nada
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Rating: R
Word Count: 2721
Summary: Iker allows himself to wallow in food, beer, and self-pity after Real Madrid's defeat in the clásico... and Xavi proves once again that he is embarrassed by nothing.
Warnings: gluttony, tipsy!Iker, and make-believe mpreg.
Author's Notes: Utter self-indulgence and an unabashed homage to the House M.D. fic Embarrassed of Nothing by Mercy (clivelive49). The title is, obviously, a translation with a play on the Spanish word for "pregnant."

Title: no te duermas (que no hemos acabado)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 980
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Summary: In which Xavi suggests a solution to Iker's bench-warming blues after Barcelona plays the Supercopa in Madrid.

Title: ¿Y ahora qué hacemos?
Rating: R
Pairing: David Villa/Lionel Messi, brief allusion to Xavi Hernandez/Iker Casillas
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: David visits Leo in Ibiza. Obligatory post-Atleti announcement Messilla fic.

Title: aún no me toca (olvidarme de ti)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Thiago Alcântara/Rafinha Alcântara
Word Count: 984
Summary: Will brotherly love be enough to keep Thiago in Barcelona?
Author's Note: Inspired by increasingly insistent transfer rumors and these tweets.

Title: wish i had your poker face
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 978
Pairing: David Villa/David Silva
Summary: After the record-breaking Copa Confederaciones match against Tahiti, the two Davids realize that a move to England might not actually bring them closer together.

Title: come back (i'll be here)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1392
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Sergio Ramos UST, Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Summary: In which Iker Casillas tries to repair the wreckage after two matches that he didn't even play.
Author's Note: Catharsis fic set during the 2013 Champions League semifinals.

Title: why should you come (when i call)
Rating: R
Word Count: 1277
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Summary: A smooth operator, Iker is not.
Author's Note: Written in celebration of MMoM 2013, although most likely this will be my only contribution. Unabashedly inspired by (imo) the best awkward phone sex scene ever, in Involuntary Commitment by ignazwisdom.

Title: Booty Duty Calls
Rating: PG
Word Count: 380
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernández
Summary: Xavi has a bright idea after the Spain NT's surprise draw in Finland.
Author's Note: Xavi asked Del Bosque to bring Iker to the match against France. As sageharper says, they really do ship themselves.

Title: Seeing Red
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word count: 1238
Characters: Andrés Iniesta and Víctor Valdés
Summary: Víctor sees red at the end of the clásico.
Notes: Bittersweet catharsis fic. Inspired by this incident.

Title: Castaway
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: Iker Casillas/Xavi Hernandez
Word Count: ~1400
Summary: The Spain NT's injured captains are marooned in Madrid for the friendly against Uruguay. At least they have each other.

Title: Catch a Falling Star
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Xavi Hernández/Fernando Torres, allusions to Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero and past Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, with cameos from Lionel Messi and the entire Spain NT
Word Count: ~25,000
Summary: Xavi Hernández grows up, falls in love, and takes Spain to victory in the 2012 Euros, not necessarily in that order. A sort of sequel to Never a Bride (but you don't need to have read that one first).

Title: Adelantando
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2890
Pairings/Characters: Lionel Messi/David Villa, with cameo by Xavi Hernández
Summary: Lionel Messi's injury scare during the return leg against Benfica reminds everyone just how precious he is, including his disgruntled boyfriend David Villa. Written for slashisfashun for the 2012 footballslash holiday fic exchange.

Title: The Mourinho-Guardiola Collision
Characters or Pairing: José Mourinho/Pep Guardiola, with Xavi Hernández/Lionel Messi bromance
Rating: R
Word Count: ~ 5000
Summary: Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Xavi Hernández are the finalists for this year's prestigious Cruyff Prize... for the best Ph.D. thesis in particle physics. AU crossover with The Big Bang Theory. Written for karaokegal's Come As You're Not 2012 Challenge.
Warnings: AU, genderswap, blatant Barcelona bias, a tendency towards crack, and a nearly complete ignorance of physics despite passing acquaintance with numerous physicists.

Title: Father Figure
Characters: Xavi Hernández and Alexis Sánchez
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1275
Summary: Victory at the Stadium of Light comes with a high price, and Carles Puyol has left some pretty big shoes to fill.
Author's Note: Inspired by this photo.

Title: one is the loneliest number
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Lionel Messi
Rating: R
Word Count: 2928
Summary: Sometimes no one understands you like your greatest rival. Set immediately after Portugal's elimination from the 2010 World Cup.

Title: No One Can Break Us
Rating: PG-13, for language
Characters: Andrés Iniesta/Victor Valdés, Lionel Messi
Word Count: 2788
Summary: Someone has to pick up the pieces after the 2012 Champions League semifinal, and Andrés Iniesta is less fragile than he looks.

Title: Never a Bride
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Xavi Hernández/Iker Casillas, Iker Casillas/Sara Carbonero, with cameos by Sergio Ramos, David Villa, Carles Puyol, Pepe Reina, Lionel Messi, Reina Sofia, and (in the background) the entire Spain NT
Word Count: ~6300
Summary: Spain finally wins the World Cup, but Xavi Hernández still seems to be everyone’s second choice.

Title: Even God Needs a Little Assistance Now and Then
Rating: PG-13 for language
Pairing: FC Barcelona gen
Summary: When Leo Messi scored that amazing last goal against Bayer Leverkusen, he didn’t do it alone.
Author’s Note: This is a bit of an experiment – one real life event told from three imaginary perspectives.

Title: Aftermath
Rating: PG-13 for language
Word Count: ~2000
Summary: Leo hates to lose. Set just after the Barcelona-Villareal 0-0 draw. Gen, with an ambiguous Messi/Xavi friendship moment.

Title: Out of Hand
Rating: PG-13, for language
Word Count: 810
Pairing: Team gen, with a little Xavi/Messi hurt/comfort.
Summary: Xavi loses control in the locker room after Barcelona draws Espanyol in the derby.
Author’s Note: Written out of the need for catharsis after the debacle that was tonight’s game, sorry.

Title: Reset
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 1677
Pairing: Gen, with a bit of Messilla bromance.
Summary: The 2011 Club World Cup Champions visit David Villa in the hospital.
flywoman: (xavikerhug)
SHERLOCK BBC

Title: Truly, Madly, Deeply (the Alan Rickman remix)
Rating: Teen
Word Count: ~9000
Summary: The only truly surprising thing was that it had taken John so long to go mad. An alternative post-“Reichenbach Fall” Sherlock/John reunion.
Author’s Notes: Thanks to the lovely and talented jezziejay for beta and Britpicking. This is a remix of How John Coped by fleetwood_mouse written for Remix Redux 12. It is also my first Sherlock BBC fic. Any feedback, including constructive criticism, would be greatly appreciated!

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (2003)

Title: Entre Les Deux (the third one between remix)
Rating: M
Word Count: 2221
Pairing: Sam Anders/Lee Adama
Summary: Sam and Adama grieve together in a particular way. Post-3X18 "Maelstrom" remix of "Oublie Tes Erreurs" by leiascully for Remix Madness 2014.

GREEN SKY TRILOGY
Title: Apprentice (the Wrapped Around Your Finger remix)
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1455
Characters: Natacha Orme (D'ol Nesh-om), OMC
Summary: She had taught him so much in the early years of the expedition. Now it was his turn.
Author’s Notes: This is a remix of Pensing by Transposable_Element for Remix Madness 2015.

SQUARE DANCE (1987)

Title: Home
Rating: PG
Summary: Gemma grows up. Rory gets his happy ending. (I'm not so sure about Gemma.)
Author’s Note: IDEK. I watched the movie yesterday, and then this happened.
flywoman: (Default)
Below you will find links to pages listing my favorite fanfic, art, and vids from the fandoms that I follow. I am making no pretense that these works have been selected on the basis of objective superiority. They are my favorites. If you really like my stuff, you will probably like many if not all of these. And if so, I would be very grateful if you would rec other stuff you like in the comments for each fandom so that I can check it out too :).


Fandoms in alphabetical order

Battlestar Galactica

The Big Bang Theory

Bones

Buffy the Vampire Slayer/Angel

Football RPF

House MD

Jeeves & Wooster

Sherlock BBC

Star Trek

The West Wing

The X-Files

Multifandom Crossovers



Favorite fics of mine
flywoman: (HouseMDS7)
TITLE: Mirage (the voyeur remix)
RATING: M
WORD COUNT: 1417
PAIRING: Cameron/House
SUMMARY: He's alive. She's a mess, and they're both so thirsty. Post-2X24, "No Reason."
NOTES: Written for Remix Redux 11: The Eleventh Hour as a remix of Thirst by [livejournal.com profile] 0penhearts. Thanks very much to jezziejay for the beta!

TITLE: Can't Take My Eyes Off of You
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 3329
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson, Julie/Wilson
SUMMARY: When James Wilson's wife hires Greg House, P.I., to dig up some dirt for her divorce proceedings, he finds a lot more than he bargained for.

TITLE: Absent Friends
RATING: G
WORD COUNT: 100
PAIRING: House & Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: A coda to 8X06 "Parents."

TITLE: Bad Influence
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~10,000
WARNINGS: Dark!House, drug and alcohol use, sex, lies, and videotape. Not a death fic.
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson friendship/UST, Wilson/Bonnie, Wilson/OFC
SUMMARY: “I never made you do anything that wasn't in you already.” A sort of alternative reality retelling of the House/Wilson relationship based on the eponymous film starring James Spader and Rob Lowe.

TITLE: Light as a Feather
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~2200
SUMMARY: Jimmy Wilson was thrilled when his older brother offered to let him participate in his slumber party. If only he’d known…
NOTES: Written for the Camp Sick!Wilson Child’s Play Challenge

TITLE: If You Wanna Get My Liver
RATING: PG
SUMMARY: Wilson is the universal donor. House M.D. filksong.
DISCLAIMER: David Shore and RSL own Wilson. The Spice Girls own the original song "Wannabe."
NOTES: Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jezziejay for beta! This filk was written for the Singing (Filk)Songs 'Round the Campfire challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson.

TITLE: Feelin' Hot, Hot, Hot
RATING: PG
PAIRING: House/Wilson established relationship
SUMMARY: If only Wilson weren’t so damned hot.
NOTES: Written for the Feverish Nekkid!Wilson challenge at Camp Sick!Wilson

TITLE: No Sleep in a Quiet Room
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~1500
PAIRING: Gen. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: Wrap her up in a package of lies / Send her off to a coconut island / I am not worried / I am not overly concerned. Wilson POV, post-7X23 "Moving On."
DISCLAIMER: Happily, I had no hand in the House season finale; blame David Shore & Co. Song lyrics in the title and summary are from “Anna Begins” by Counting Crows.

TITLE: Wake-Up Call
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 739
PAIRING: Gen. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: Wilson finally wakes up. Missing scene from 7X22 “After Hours.”

TITLE: Five Times Greg House Finds James Wilson Irresistible
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: Five connected 100-word drabbles
SUMMARY: House/Wilson acanonical fluffy smut. I've been advised to call this "smuff."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Not beta’d by [livejournal.com profile] jezziejay , because this ficlet is for her.

TITLE: Going Quietly
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~2800
SUMMARY:
My most pessimistic predictions for the Season Seven finale. If you’re the kind of person who rubbernecks at horrific accident scenes, this fic’s for you.
DISCLAIMER: I am neither David Shore nor Margaret Mitchell.

TITLE: Bombed
RATING: PG
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
WORD COUNT: 393
SUMMARY: Wilson doesn’t know what hit him. Ficlet written for the Sick!Wilson Prompt BINGO Challenge. Happy belated birthday!

TITLE: Love Actually
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~1500
SUMMARY: House is a rock ‘n’ roll has-been making an unexpected comeback, and Wilson is the longtime manager he suddenly sees in a new light. House/Wilson friendship despite the title.
DISCLAIMER: I didn’t create these characters, and I definitely didn’t write the script for this film. Thus, this story is, quite simply, not at all mine.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
[livejournal.com profile] justjuly4 , who wanted RockStar!House. Belated thanks to [livejournal.com profile] jezziejay for beta!

TITLE:To Boldly Go
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 409
SUMMARY: House and Wilson role-play Star Trek. Cracktastic PWP.
DISCLAIMER: House et al. are owned by Shore et al., not me.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
[livejournal.com profile] pgrabia out of a shared enjoyment of ST:TOS jokes.

TITLE:Touch Me Fall
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~1400
PAIRING: Cuddy/Stacy, House/Stacy implied
SUMMARY: A study in strength and fragility, set post-infarction.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
[livejournal.com profile] petitecuriosity , who pointed out that there aren't many fics out there for this pairing. Also, belated thanks to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] jezziejay .

TITLE: The Big Easy
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 351
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash
SUMMARY: House gives a nervous medical student the benefit of his experience at a conference in New Orleans
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Written for
[livejournal.com profile] jezziejay, who wanted a little "hot for teacher."

TITLE: Lying Dogs Sleep
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash
WORD COUNT: ~1500
SUMMARY: There’s really only one way to console a widow. Takes place shortly before “House vs. God.”
WARNINGS: Dark!House and dub-con
AUTHOR'S NOTES: Written for the
Everybody Lie! challenge on [livejournal.com profile] house_wilson . Belated thanks to fellow challenge mod [livejournal.com profile] jezziejay for beta!

TITLE: Snapping Shots Between Heartbeats
WORD COUNT: 1000 (ten connected 100-word drabbles)
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: Canonical pairings. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: When it's getting dark and you need slow shutter speeds, that's what you do. You try to click the shutter between your heartbeats, because your pulse bumps your whole body and shakes the camera. A series of snapshots set from 6X16 “Black Hole” to 7X23 “Moving On.”
SPOILERS: Potentially spoilery speculation for the season 7 finale

TITLE:
Prompt Treatment
RATING: PG-13
SUMMARY: A stitch in time saves nine. Inspired by
[livejournal.com profile] bridal ’ recent challenge/contest on [livejournal.com profile] sick_wilson , but not an official entry for reasons that will shortly become obvious. Dialogue-only, House/Wilson slash.
THANKS: To my beta [livejournal.com profile] jezziejay . This is, like, the fluffiest cancer fic I can conceive of writing, and I’m certain it’s all her fault.

TITLE: Familiar Rhythms
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 565
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: A companion piece to
The Songs We Used to Sing by [livejournal.com profile] nightdog_barks , set at the end of 6X03 “Epic Fail.”

TITLE: Four Docs, Four Rooms
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 168
SUMMARY: This is a response to a wee
challenge/meme by [livejournal.com profile] blackmare_9 , who is curious about what each member of House's team was thinking when Masters asked in 7X15, "You guys ever think about what you might do to House?"

TITLE: Stones Taught Me to Fly
RATING: PG-13
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY:
[livejournal.com profile] writerdot has already written an awesome sequel to [livejournal.com profile] blackmare_9 ’s post-“Out of the Chute” fic. This is a different take.

TITLE:
Fix
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 100
SUMMARY: He can't resist his compulsions either. Drabble set during 7X15, "Bombshells."
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This was written in response to the
Jagged Little Pill challenge.

TITLE:
Balcony Scene
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~1300
PAIRINGS: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: Pure self-indulgence, based on the promo for 7X16.

TITLE:
Sliding Doors
RATING: R
PAIRINGS: Amber/Wilson, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: Amber doesn’t get on the bus. A series of connected 100-word drabbles set in an AU starting at the end of S4.

TITLE:
Clarity
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: House/Cuddy, House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: This started out as a ficlet written in response to
deelaundry’s fic challenge House gave Wilson ten days to "get back into it." What happens when the ten days are up, if Wilson doesn't? and somehow became a full-blown angst fest.

TITLE:
In His Shoes
RATING: PG
PAIRING: Gen for S7, House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: Missing scene, dialogue-only, from 7X11. A House/Wilson quickie. Not that kind. Get your mind out of the gutter.

TITLE:
Heart-Shaped Box
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: Gen for S7. House/Wilson friendship.
SUMMARY: No one wants to acknowledge the true nature of Wilson’s heart trouble. Written for the
We *heart* Wilson V-Day challenge at Sick!Wilson.

TITLE:
Absolution
RATING: PG-13
PAIRINGS: House/Cameron, allusions to House/Cuddy, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: She’s been waiting a long time.
WARNING: Set shortly after major character death.

TITLE:
Cruel Intentions
RATING: R
PAIRING: Cameron/Thirteen, allusions to past and present gen pairings
SUMMARY: Her HD symptoms worsening, Thirteen accidentally runs into Cameron in Cambridge… or does she? Tipping the Velvet meets Dangerous Liaisons, set in S7. Not a sequel to
Coin Toss or Evasive Action, but similar in characterization and intent.

TITLE:
Regarding House
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING: House/Wilson explicit slash
SUMMARY: Do the memories make the man? House struggles to redefine himself and his relationships while suffering from severe amnesia. Holiday hiatus fic written after 7X08, set roughly around the projected end of Season 7.
WARNINGS: Allusion (non-explicit) to the death of a recurring character. Also, I am an enormous spoiler whore. Some S7 revelations and speculations have found their way into this fic. Read at your own risk.
flywoman: (HouseMDS7)
HOUSE M.D.

TITLE:
All I Want for Christmas Is You
AUTHORS: [info]cuddyclothes, [info]flywoman , [info]jezziejay , and [info]pgrabia
RATING: PG-13 for language
PAIRINGS: House/Cuddy and House/Wilson
SUMMARY: In which Wilson is forced into a Santa suit and overdoes it on the eggnog at the annual PPTH holiday party, House attempts to take him home, and everyone eventually gets what they wanted for Christmas, except Cuddy.

TITLE:
Proxy
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: ~1200
PAIRINGS: One-sided House/Chase UST, mild BDSM; non-explicit allusions to established House/Wilson.
SUMMARY: He’s thinking of someone else. Missing scene from “Whac-a-mole.”

TITLE:
Precautionary Measures
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 18K
PAIRINGS: Current canon only, more’s the pity (House/Cuddy, Wilson/Sam, Angela/Hodgins, Booth/Hannah)
SUMMARY: When a famous mystery author/forensic anthropologist and her partner from the FBI turn up at PPTH, House and his colleagues find that they have more in common than they might have expected. Casefic. House M.D./Bones crossover.
SPOILER WARNING: Set just after Bones 6X2 and House M.D. 7X6.


TITLE:
End Up Like This
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: ~1600
PAIRING: House/Cuddy, Sam/Wilson, House/Wilson
SUMMARY: Wilson knew then that it would be a lifelong thing. A sorta fairytale ending.
WARNING: Fluff. Spoilers and speculation for 7X8.

TITLE:
Evasive Action
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 642
PAIRING: House/Cameron UST
SUMMARY: Wilson thinks he understands why Cameron had to leave. Ficlet set post-6X7, “Teamwork.”

TITLE:
Coin Toss
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 1370
PAIRING: Wilson/Thirteen
SUMMARY: “Are you okay?” “Obviously not.” House knows why Hadley needed to get away from PPTH for a while. Minor spoiler for 7X1, "Now What?"

TITLE:
Empathy
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 848
PAIRING: Chase/OFC, Chase/Cameron
SUMMARY: Chase acquires a taste for microwave pizza. Post-ep ficlet set during 7X3, “Unwritten.”

TITLE:
A Valiant Woman
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 11K
PAIRING: House/Cuddy, eventually. Not exactly a ringing endorsement.
SUMMARY: Lisa Cuddy always did like a challenge. How else would she have wound up here? Spoilers through the Season 6 finale only.


TITLE:
Being There
RATING: PG-13 for language
WORD COUNT: ~2300
PAIRING: House/Wilson friendship
SUMMARY: When things get bad, he’s all you can count on. But when things get really bad, it’s impossible to be certain even of him. Missing scenes from 5X24, “Both Sides Now.”

TITLE:
Faith
PAIRING: Gen, House/Wilson friendship
RATING: PG for language
WORD COUNT: 885
SUMMARY: Speculations of an inveterate invertebrate just before surgery. Spoilers for 6X9, “Wilson,” and accompanying DVD commentary.

TITLE:
A Single Man
PAIRING: House/Wilson slash; House/Cuddy and House/OMC flirtation
RATING: R (for sex, drugs, and rock and roll but nothing too terribly explicit)
WORD COUNT: 15K
WARNINGS: Character death. Spoilers through House M.D. Season 3 and for 5X4, “Birthmarks.” Pretty much spoils the entire film A Single Man.
SUMMARY: Eight months after his partner’s death, House has resolved that today will be different. AU in which Wilson and House were a closeted couple all along (and presumably Wilson moved back into House’s apartment during or after “House vs. God”).

TITLE:
Palimpsest
PAIRING: Chase/Cameron
RATING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: 571
SUMMARY: “All you wanted was to use his beautiful body as an intricate map...” Set sometime before the events of 3X18, “Airborne.”

TITLE:
Three Months
RATING: PG-13 for language and sexual references
WORD COUNT: 18K
PAIRING: Gen, House/Wilson friendship. No noncanonical pairings.
WARNING: Character death
SUMMARY: “A great thing about telling someone they’re dying is that… it tends to refocus their priorities.” AU in which House is diagnosed with pancreatic cancer during 3X16, “Top Secret.”

TITLE:
Eliminating the Impossible
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 962
PAIRING: none
SUMMARY: With Kutner's suicide preying on his mind, House calls in Taub to help him solve the case. Post-5X20, "Simple Explanation."

TITLE:
Getting On Board
RATING: PG
WORD COUNT: 787
PAIRING: none
SUMMARY: House, Chase, and Foreman decide to get on the Midnight Train to Georgia. Missing scene from 6X19, "The Choice."

TITLE:
Unfixable
RATING: R
WORD COUNT: 848
PAIRING: Chase/Cameron
SUMMARY: On some level at least, you must have always known. Spoilers for 6X16, "Lockdown."

TITLE:
Dropped Coverage
RATING: PG-13 (for language and references to Wilson's woody)
WORD COUNT: ~7500
PAIRING: House/Wilson (but purely platonic, despite the nudity)
SUMMARY: Wilson's friendship has always been House's insurance policy. Until now. Post-S4 finale, "Wilson's Heart."

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